ARCHIVE: CHAOS EMERGENCY DOOF BROADCAST NETWORK #306: COOKIE PAIR SPOTTED TWICE AT VINEYARD
Our first show of December set the tone for advent seasion with a very wonky broadcast setting the stall for what has been dubbed Demented Doofcember. We ceremonially switched on the Doofmas Tree and nothing caught fire, The Wheel served up genres to keep us awake and we interspersed some questionable music with talk of forgetting the ears, hip injuries while sleeping, cheese non-shop, taxidermy for Christmas, festive headwear, naked Christmas trees making you sad, mulled confusion, working out your top 10’s for the year, cake time commitments, bluescreening collaborations, Eurovision dirty protests, pretty lights on timers, everything but the goat, and becoming fully unhinged exploring childhood memories that may in some way explain why we’re not like the others…
Archive Recording:
[CALIBRATING]
Blackbook – Nobody Loves You
Babymorocco – Crayons
Basement Jaxx – Red Alert
Harpy – Torture
Kylie Minogue – Love At First Sight
Zardonic, Pythius – Fearless
Madison Avenue – Don’t Call Me Baby
GG Magree, Brothel – Taste Like Heaven
Deee-Lite – Groove Is In The Heart
Kimj – Mother Of Hard
Tim Deluxe – It Just Won’t Do
Romes – Dissolver
Sonique – It Feels So Good
Assemblage 23 – Overthrow
Daft Punk – One More Time
Remk – Rockin 2 Rhythm
[UNLIKELY COLLABORATIONS]
Propellerheads, Shirley Bassey – History Repeating
Crystal Castles, Robert Smith – Not In Love
Miley Cyrus, Dua Lipa – Prisoner
John Cale, Charli XCX – House
Dolly Parton, Rob Halford – Bygones
Art of Noise, Max Headroom – Paranoimia
Kaarija, Baby Lasagna – #Eurodab
Kneecap, Paul Hartnoll – Sayonara
Lil Nas X, Billy Ray Cyrus – Old Town Road
Prodigy, Juliette Lewis – Hot Ride
Rebecca Black, Dorian Electra – Friday
[THE FIVE SENSES]
XTC – Senses Working Overtime
Nirvana – Smells Like Teen Spirit
Depeche Mode – See You
KT Tunstall – Suddenly I See
Janelle Monae – Make Me Feel
Divynls – I Touch Myself
Ladytron – Destroy Everything You Touch
Delilah Bon – I Don’t Listen to You
Bloodhound Gang – The Bad Touch (KMFDM Remix)
American Hi-Fi – Flavor Of The Weak
Cascada – Everytime We Touch
[MAYBE THIS IS WHY I ENDED UP A BIT WEIRD]
Spice Girls – Wannabe
Peter Gabriel – Games Without Frontiers
Tim Curry – Sweet Transvestite
David Bowie – Ashes To Ashes
The Muppets – Mana Mana
Art Of Noise – A Time For Fear (Who’s Afraid)
Spitting Image – The Chicken Song
Bananarama – Venus
Carter USM – 1993
Father Abraham – The Smurfing Song
Shakespear’s Sister – Stay
Bjork – Play Dead
Veggie Tales – the Hairbrush Song
